The Godfather, accompanied by his attorney, walks into a room to meet with his
accountant. The Godfather asks the accountant, "Where's the three million
bucks you embezzled from me?" The accountant doesn't answer. The Godfather
asks again, "Where's the three million bucks you embezzled from me?"
The attorney interrupts, "Sir, the man is a deaf-mute and cannot understand
you, but I can interpret for you."
The Godfather says, "Well, ask him where the @#!* money is." The
attorney, using sign language, asks the accountant where the three million
dollars is. The accountant signs back, "I don't know what you're talking
about." The attorney interprets to the Godfather, "He doesn't know
what you're talking about." The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to
the temple of the accountant, cocks the trigger and says, "Ask him again
where the @#!* money is!"
The attorney signs to the accountant, "He wants to know where it is!"
The accountant signs back, "Okay! Okay! The money's hidden in a suitcase
behind the shed in my backyard!" The Godfather says, "Well, what did
he say?" The attorney interprets to the Godfather, "He says that you
don't have the guts to pull the trigger."
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