A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron
wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally the doctor asks him what happened. "Well, it was like this,"
said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife when she
sliced her ball into a pasture of cows.
"We went to look for it and while I was rooting around, I noticed one of
the cows had something white at its rear end.
"I walked over and lifted up the tail and sure enough, there was my wife's
golf ball -- stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. That's when I made my
mistake."
"What did you do?" asks the doctor.
"Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like
yours!'"
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